clop clop goes my emo heart.

(Source: foudesoilesysteme, via space--kitten)

space—kitten:

dammit

(Source: starkreactor)

Cedric Diggory died so that one day he could become Edward and impregnate an underage Bella, then eat the baby out of her. That’s what happens in Twilight, right? Because that’s totally okay. You know, eating babies and stuff.

Yup.

Clearly, this is why my last relationship ended.

Hahahaha. Yet I want to believe he’s better than boning girls who wear slutty Halloween costumes.

I had a better weekend than you did.