March 2012
13 posts
5 tags
Mar 1st
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February 2012
30 posts
3 tags
me: my contacts hurt my eyes. can i go home?
M: yes
see you later
me: it's cold in the office. can i go home?
M: yes
me: i'm bored. can i go home?
M: yes
me: i just don't feel like working. can i go home?
M: definitely
me: you're the worst boss ever. you don't even care.
M: I care a lot
Feb 29th
2 tags
Feb 28th
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2 tags
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
4 tags
Feb 27th
76 notes
4 tags
Feb 25th
366 notes
4 tags
Feb 25th
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3 tags
Feb 24th
43 notes
3 tags
Feb 24th
10 notes
3 tags
Feb 24th
17 notes
4 tags
Feb 23rd
3 notes
5 tags
Feb 22nd
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2 tags
Feb 20th
392 notes
4 tags
Feb 16th
3 tags
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
Feb 15th
158,488 notes
8 tags
Feb 14th
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“Is that a vaporizer in your room or a rice cooker?… Just kidding. I bet...”
Feb 12th
3 tags
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
3,097 notes
3 tags
Feb 10th
6 tags
Feb 10th
4,263 notes
7 tags
Feb 9th
132,186 notes
3 tags
Feb 9th
1,698 notes
4 tags
Feb 8th
13 notes
2 tags
Feb 6th
8 notes
3 tags
When Google Voice attempts to transcribe, in...
Hey know kinda. And then I’ll call you know I’m take you already. I’m do the Wednesday saying God. Hey Nicole, and I’m getting all you know that you know what the fact that pending everything on my hand. Hey honey.
Feb 3rd
2 notes
4 tags
Feb 2nd
2 notes
4 tags
Feb 2nd
15 notes